Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Good place to put things - cellars.
According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
Bad laws were made to be broken.
If you're a doctor, then why does your box say 'Police'?
No, no, no. I love yogurt. Yogurt's my favourite. Give me yogurt.
Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.
According to... Article 15 of the Shadow Proclamation. I command you to leave this world!
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.