The Warden is force to be reckoned with.
Carry a Sharpness V Netherite Sword.
Snowballs are your friend!
Ancient Cities are rare, but very rewarding!
Is that a portal to a future dimension?
The Deep Dark is 2spooky4me!
1.20!
Minecraft's lore just got a whole lot deeper.
"I see why we wanted a cave update for so long." -Shady
Swift Sneak can't be found anywhere else!
Don't smack the Warden in leather armor!
The Darkness effect is spoopy.
"Please bring back Mending + Infinity!" -Shady
Minecraft is a perfect game with absolutely no bugs or glitches whatsoever.
"My heart sticks with Java." -Shady
Why tf can't you bonemeal sugarcane in Java?!
Minecraft! :)
"Personally, Minecraft is a KBM game." -Shady
The Warden has 500 HP!! (250 hearts!!!)
The Warden called you stinky!
No fireflies?
"WHERE IS IT?? WHERE IS THE PAINTING OF APPLEJACK?!" -Shady
"If you made a cartography table you'd get some b*tches." -Steel
Remember kids, gambling your hardcore world in the Deep Dark is good for you!
"Axolotls are cuter than dogs. I have 96 Axolotls and 0 dogs." -Shady
The secret to finding an Ancient City is... [REDACTED].
/gamerule keepInventory true
/gamerule doWardenSpawning false
There WAS something beneath bedrock after all!
The Nether roof is not cheating!
Axe or Sword? The choice is yours.
Finally in HD!
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series!
Don't spend your diamonds on a hoe, spend Netherite.
In glorious 1920x1080 resolution!
Sora is finally h- wait, wrong game.
Mojang is doing their best, guys.
Y = -52 is an important number!
Don't set your notification sound to cave1!
Now with VSync support!
Technoblade never dies!
Also try Terraria!
Shady TOTALLY doesn't simp for Rainbow Dash or Applejack. Nope.
Eeeeeeeeeyup.
A game!
Windows XP Edition!
Windows Vista Edi- actually, don't release that.
Available on a Samsung smart fridge near you!
Remember: Friendship is magic. Except in Minecraft. Joe stole my diamonds.
Torches are supported in the off-hand!
1.8 combat not included!
Batteries not included!
[[Debug: Could not locate string in splashes.txt]]
Less microstuttering!
Why can't you milk a goat for cheese?
Wash behind your ears!
Ammy is watching you with great interest.
The Ender Dragon's name is Jean!
Now THIS is pod racing!
Looking cool, Steve!
Steve rocks the block!
Alex swaps in!
Steve faces the fury!
Available on Mac!
Removed Herobrine
I am your computer. I have become sentient. Fear me. :)
Get the vaccine!
Est. 2011!
Optifine or Sodium highly recommended!
Press Alt+F4 for creative mode! ;)
Playable on iOS and Android!
You cannot put an Axolotl Bucket in a furnace.
Minceraft!
Java Edition!
I'm a chuckster!
Available on Windows 10!
Wind, guide you.
Death is a minor setback, until your stuff despawns.
Multi-thread support!
Applejack best pony.
Rainbow Dash best pony.
Sleeping in the Nether isn't a good idea!
What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
Come, Steve. Friend or traitor, come.
That's a cute opinion, did the Ancient Builders give it to you?
Music by C418 and Lena Reine!
Blue axolotls are 1/1200 chance by breeding!
Joe mama!
Creepers want to give you a hug!
Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing in Minecraft?
Sir. B*tch slapping the Warden.
Got a bucket of chicken!
Professionals have STANDARDS!
Why can't you backup Java worlds to a cloud?
Aether not supported :(
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Press Q near lava to find diamonds!
Practice social distancing!
32x32 textures should be standard.
Streamable on Discord!
Say NO to chat reporting!
Thank you for your service, Windows 7.
Pi Edition!
China Edition!
The plan is simple: we EAT the apples.
Deluxe Edition!
2.0!
sqrt(-1) love you!
F4 + T will refresh resource packs!
The deeper you are, the more often cave sounds play!
It's me! Joker! From Persona 5 on the Microsoft Xbox!
The only game where I can add zeros to creepers until I die. It's Minecraft.