Bammer Nation News 4/30/2014
Bartman
Thursday, July 30, 2014
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§lJarnoVH Attempts Escape§r
An anonymous tip foiled an escape attempt Tuesday, witness overheard escape plans and tipped off the authorities. Police recovered what seemed to be toenail clippings, socks, and a journal that will be released for public amusement. Rem...
§7§o-The rest of the paper seems to have been chewed off.-§0