Alrion's Guidebook
Alrion
Alrion's Guidebook to Wooing Lasses and Charming Ladies
CHAPTER I

You and I flow well together, we should find a river bed.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

I hear dragons hoard treasures, but if that so how are you still here?

You know what they say about wizards? They have really long §4-the rest of the book is too stained with blood to read-§0